Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Could Someone Throw Me a Bone PUHLEASE....


While Terri was cleaning the gunk off my mouth....she accidentally got too close and I TASTED THE SWEETNESS OF LIQUID....so I latched on and wouldn't let go....I think I sucked every bit of water out of that washcloth. I was parched and no one, not no one, not no how was going to give me anything to drink....
(This is Traci....just to let you know, she told us to NOT DELETE any pictures....and she is now freaking out because she KNOWS I'm going to post them.....)

I'm AWAKE......

This is just as I got in my room...see that lovely RED bracelet? It was discovered that I have an allergy to LEVAQUIN while IN SURGERY....HellloOOOo! I'm pretty certain that is why I have that GIANT WHITE patch on my neck....unless there were vampires in the surgery room....hmmmmm.
I have a giant incision on my stomach, so I'm sure they didn't remove my colon through that thing on my neck either.....
Also, if you called while I was in the hospital and heard a loud beeping in the background, it was probably that thing on my finger....if I touched the phone, pressed my finger to anything, picked my nose....the thing would send off alarms. Now, you know me better than that....I do NOT pick my nose! (In case you can't tell, Traci is typing this update)